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Pandora's Box
View on Sleeper ↗2025 Standings
| # | Team | Owner | Record |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Any Given Sunday | Chris Raschillo | 9-5 |
| 2 | Abdullah Oblongata | Josh Teele | 9-5 |
| 3 | The McCaffrican Americans | Mark Schaefer | 8-6 |
| 4 | Jspringer8890 | Joe Springer | 9-5 |
| 5 | Hurricane Ditka | Kevin Cowden | 8-6 |
| 6 | It Hurts When I Pee | Sean Michaels | 8-6 |
| 7 | rjallen | Ryan Allen | 7-7 |
| 8 | Show me ur TDs | Andy Detolve | 4-10 |
| 9 | Ole’ Dick Twisters | Brian Kearns | 4-10 |
| 10 | The Jokers | Nick Paulin | 4-10 |
Draft Grades
Graded against who was actually still on the board at each real pick, not a fixed pre-draft list - so a sensible pivot when a position runs dry isn't penalized, but passing on someone clearly better who was sitting right there is. Rounds 1-12 carry the grade; rounds 13+ are treated as sleeper gambles and barely move it. Keeper picks aren't graded.
| Owner | Grade | Best pick | Worst pick |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mark Schaefer | A+ | DeVonta Smith (Rd 4) | Quentin Johnston (Rd 10) |
| Sean Michaels | A | Kyle Pitts (Rd 9) | J.K. Dobbins (Rd 10) |
| Ryan Allen | A | Bijan Robinson (Rd 1) | Joe Burrow (Rd 5) |
| Kevin Cowden | B | George Kittle (Rd 11) | Kenny Gainwell (Rd 10) |
| Andy Detolve | B | Ja'Marr Chase (Rd 1) | RJ Harvey (Rd 7) |
| Josh Teele | B | Dallas Goedert (Rd 15) | Josh Downs (Rd 8) |
| Brian Kearns | B | Amon-Ra St. Brown (Rd 1) | Jordan Love (Rd 5) |
| Nick Paulin | C+ | Davante Adams (Rd 6) | KC Concepcion (Rd 8) |
| Chris Raschillo | D | Garrett Wilson (Rd 4) | Makai Lemon (Rd 7) |
| Joe Springer | D | Baltimore Ravens (Rd 16) | Jadarian Price (Rd 4) |
Past Champions
| Year | Team | Owner |
|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Any Given Sunday | Chris Raschillo |
| 2024 | Show me ur TDs | Andy Detolve |
| 2023 | Silence of the Lamb | Sean Michaels |
| 2022 | Ole Dick Twisters | Brian Kearns |
| 2021 | I'm Trash | Joe Springer |
| 2020 | Suck My Ditka | Kevin Cowden |
| 2019 | Show Me Your TDs | Andy Detolve |
| 2018 | David Loves Ships | Kevin Cowden |
| 2017 | The Jokers | Nick Paulin |
Playoff Appearances
Top 6 finish, assumed across every season on file.
| Owner | Made It | Played | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mark Schaefer | 8 | 9 | 89 % |
| Joe Springer | 6 | 9 | 67 % |
| Kevin Cowden | 6 | 9 | 67 % |
| Andy Detolve | 5 | 9 | 56 % |
| Chris Raschillo | 5 | 9 | 56 % |
| Brian Kearns | 5 | 9 | 56 % |
| Ryan Allen | 5 | 9 | 56 % |
| Sean Michaels | 5 | 7 | 71 % |
| Josh Teele | 4 | 9 | 44 % |
| Nick Paulin | 4 | 9 | 44 % |
All-Time Standings
Ranked by win% - ties broken by total points scored.
| Owner | Record | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Mark Schaefer | 62-46 | 14,578 |
| 2. Kevin Cowden | 58-50 | 14,612 |
| 3. Ryan Allen | 56-52 | 14,352 |
| 4. Joe Springer | 55-53 | 14,249 |
| 5. Sean Michaels | 42-41 | 10,977 |
| 6. Chris Raschillo | 54-54 | 14,189 |
| 7. Brian Kearns | 52-56 | 13,879 |
| 8. Josh Teele | 52-56 | 13,839 |
| 9. Andy Detolve | 51-57 | 13,951 |
| 10. Nick Paulin | 49-59 | 13,632 |